《生活大爆炸》Sheldon语录

　　1.Well, if we lived in a world where slow-moving xenon produced light, then you'd be correct. Also pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.那是，如果我们住在一个缓慢运动的氙原子能放出光子的世界，那你就是对的。与此同时，猪能飞，我也能拉出棉花糖来，而《幽灵的威胁》也将成为永恒的经典。

　　2.All right, I see what's going on. This is the opening salvo in what will be an escalating series of juvenile tit for tat exchanges. Well titted! Stand by for my upcoming tat.好了，我明白怎么回事了。你就是公开对我宣战，接下来就是一些列越演越烈的幼稚的针锋相对。这个回合你赢了。你给我走着瞧。

　　3.I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female. You have none.我与一位女性有一段运行良好且令人满意的关系，而你没有。

　　4.Jealousy is an ugly green eyed monster, not unlike the Hulk. Who by the way also has a girlfriend. In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly, who you may recall is the girlfriend of Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind, a feel-goo