愚人节英文短信

1.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so i'll be in your hands all day.

husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily

2.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

the father replied: i don 't know son. i 'm still paying!!

3.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?

the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!!

father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you

4.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the