【《老友记》中英文对照剧本(第五季)】老友记中英文剧本. 501 The One After Ross Says Rachel 501 The One After Ross Says Rachel[Scene: Ross’s Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about tomarry Ross and Emily.] Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebratehere today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeatafter me. I Ross. Ross: I Ross. Minister: Take thee, Emily. Ross: Take thee,Rachel.(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes whathe said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily. Minister:(Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh.Shall I go on?Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Doyou think I should go up there? Emily: Yes, yes, do go on. Minister: I thinkwe’d better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross… Ross: I, Ross…Minister: Take thee, EM-I-LY… Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily.(Chuckles) Like there’d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)Minister:As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death partsus. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.) Minister: May I have the rings? (Heis given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Ross’s finger as a symbol ofyour bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place thisring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever. Ross:Happy too. Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarationsand it givesme great pleasure to declare them husband and wife. Ross: Yay! Minister: Youmay kiss the bride. (He goes to kiss her, but she isn’t very receptive of thekiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on hercheek.) Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married thelesbian. (The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries totake Emily’s hand, but she snatches it away from him.) Emily: Just keepsmiling. Ross: Okay. Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah. Chandler: It could’vebeen worse, he could’ve shot her. (Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.) Ross:(laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it? (Emily gives him a forearmshot across the stomach.) Opening Credits [Scene: The Wedding reception, Rossand Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler,Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.] Emily: (Yelling frominside the bathroom) You’ve spoiled everything! It’s like a nightmare! Myfriends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this tome?! Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, westill get cake right? Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-that’s all right,no honey, you take your time sweetie. I’ll be right out here. (She slams thedoor in hi...
